list of grievances

some of these need explaining or else you'll just think i'm weird....

if you just put lip gloss on and you eat toast- you get toast crumbs stuck all over your lips and then you have to wipe all your lip gloss off to get the crumbs off

screen doors- they slam on you and they're always creaky

glass doors- on one family vacation, every single one of us ran into our stupid sliding glass door at least once. poor daniel got a bloody nose from josh chasing him into it

doors without windows- dark and prisony

being at work and feeling like i'm not accomplishing anything

melted chapstick or crayons in the door handle of your car

not being able to find the exit to the parking garage when you have to be at work in 2 minutes

Cookie Crumbs on Your Chapstick

Feeling Obligated to Capitalize Everything Because You've Been Typing Addresses All Day

more on this later- feel free to add your own

^clocking out^
ang