list of grievances
some of these need explaining or else you'll just think i'm weird....
if you just put lip gloss on and you eat toast- you get toast crumbs stuck all over your lips and then you have to wipe all your lip gloss off to get the crumbs off
screen doors- they slam on you and they're always creaky
glass doors- on one family vacation, every single one of us ran into our stupid sliding glass door at least once. poor daniel got a bloody nose from josh chasing him into it
doors without windows- dark and prisony
being at work and feeling like i'm not accomplishing anything
melted chapstick or crayons in the door handle of your car
not being able to find the exit to the parking garage when you have to be at work in 2 minutes
Cookie Crumbs on Your Chapstick
Feeling Obligated to Capitalize Everything Because You've Been Typing Addresses All Day
more on this later- feel free to add your own
^clocking out^
ang
if you just put lip gloss on and you eat toast- you get toast crumbs stuck all over your lips and then you have to wipe all your lip gloss off to get the crumbs off
screen doors- they slam on you and they're always creaky
glass doors- on one family vacation, every single one of us ran into our stupid sliding glass door at least once. poor daniel got a bloody nose from josh chasing him into it
doors without windows- dark and prisony
being at work and feeling like i'm not accomplishing anything
melted chapstick or crayons in the door handle of your car
not being able to find the exit to the parking garage when you have to be at work in 2 minutes
Cookie Crumbs on Your Chapstick
Feeling Obligated to Capitalize Everything Because You've Been Typing Addresses All Day
more on this later- feel free to add your own
^clocking out^
ang